Staff & Story

JAH TURTLE is a company commited to success. Here at JAH TURTLE, we do our best
to provide you with high-quality stuffs. We make and have made many things. Magazines,
Cartoons, Movies, Stories, Plays, and Videogames. That is why we have so much employees.
Disclaimer: Many of the below employees may be considered figments of the CVO's imagination.
Zebulon Goertzel

Founder, CEO, CVO,
Doer of many Great things, Boss.
Main Worker.
Ayinde Khensu
Aaron Sharnsefer
Cheops
Turtly
Darcey Omland
 Lincoln Stolze
Lightning
Gwendalin Qi Aranya
 Sally White
 Zade Goertzel

Founder, Quitter.
Zade quit thrice, and don't work for JAH TURTLE no more.
Stevie Morarity
Lightning

 Catheryn Luczkowiak
 Tatakamasho Na
Zarathustra does not want his picture shown here.
 Chris P. Shaunovitch
Ramona Kenthak
Benji N. Goertzel
Teddy Macmiller
Stevie Morarity

LIST OF ALL JOBS, GUESTS, & WORKERS:
CEO Zebulon Goertzel
CVO Zebulon Goertzel
CFO Zebulon Goertzel
President Ayinde Khensu
Director Darcey Omland
Producer Benjamin Goertzel
Advisors Sally White, Ayinde Khensu, Gwen Aranya, Teddy Macmiller, Benjamin Goertzel
Assistant Director Zebulon Goertzel
Lead Animator Benjamin Goertzel
Video Editor Lincoln Stolze
Personell Manager Lincoln Stolze
Chief of Advertising Aaron Sharnsefer
Secretary Teddy Macmiller
Lawyer Teddy Macmiller
Costume Designer Ramona Kenthak
Makeup Artist Catheryn Luczkowiak
Supermodels Lightning, Cheops, Turtly
Storyboarders Darcey Omland, Zebulon Goertzel
Scripwriters Zebulon Goertzel, Benjamin Goertzel
Script editors Darcey Omland, Sally White
Salespeople Christina Knighton, Spiro Giraud, Didier Goussand, Jacques Dautin, Joattin Bonnet
Actors Konrad Claudine, Meira Nanook, Robert Lorrin, Jacob Reagan, Lolo Kunto, Keagan Edwige, Marius Kacper, Elena Lennon, Zeb Goertzel
Puppetmaster Dustin M Casteel
Puppetmaker Rachael Bard
Programmers Chris Shaunovitch, Zebulon Goertzel
Web Designers Chris Shaunovitch, Zebulon Goertzel, Tatakamasho Na
Foley Artists Tatakamasho Na, Zebulon Goertzel
Raters Zebulon Goertzel, Chris Shaunovitch
Artists Hank Dryfus, Deana Henderson, Ami Faast, Gwendalin Aranya, Zebulon Goertzel
Voice Acting Merletta Blair, Bidellia Burney, Gwen Aranya, Zebulon Goertzel, Benjamin Goertzel, Zade Goertzel, Anonymous Wimp, Izabela Goertzel
Musicians Colin Marshall, Tillie Patterson, Zebulon Goertzel
Animators Louise McCall, Abel Cram, Zebulon Goertzel
Executive Producer Turtly "JAH" Turtle

THE JAH TURTLE HISTORY:
Way back in the good old days (before PSP's), a small business called "The Zeb Times", made by Zeb Goertzel existed.
Its business competitor, "The Fun News", made by Zade Goertzel, grew fed up with competition. They both
made little magazines, which contained not much (comics, news, pictures, info). Zade  gave up and joined Zeb's side,
making "The Zeb Times". Unfortunately, Zeb was a mean boss and didn't let her do much, because he thought she did a
worse job than he. She quit, and competed again.  The arguments grew intense, as Zebulon (mean older bro) simply insulted
the "Fun news". "The Zeb Times" grew more sophisticated, and was even computer-printed at a point. They had to come to an agreement,
and thus JAH TURTLE was formed. They joined companies, and made a vote for possible company names. They picked "JAH TURTLE".
The new magazine, "The WHATEVER magazine", was awesome by their childish standards. Unfortunately, Zeb kept claiming Zade's pictures
of mountains with a rising sun to look like "Two buttcheeks, pooping out a hairy poo". Zade got mad and the Whatever
magazine was ended. Later, on the internet, a new whatever magazine was started. Zade rejoined. Zade quit again, because there was
a program called "Project Dogwaffle" on Zeb's computer (a drawing program). In 2005, Zeb started computer animation.
It rocked on, so Zeb moved entirely into the 2d computer animation department. Zade hadn't much to do for JAH TURTLE,
wanted competition for fun, and quit again. This was bad news for Zeb Goertzel, as all his lovely creations were labeled
"JAH TURTLE", and Zade owned the "JAH TURTLE" website (actually, Ben Goertzel did). Zeb pestered Zade enough that
she rejoined... She still didn't have much to do for JAH TURTLE. Zade started to attempt animation, she voice acted, she
photographed, and she filmed. Then she changed the website name, quit, and started up some competition again!
Zebulon Goertzel now owns JAH TURTLE, and will never ever hire Zade again!