WISDOM

All is for the best in this most perfect of all possible worlds

You are what you are

I am what I am

I am I

You are you

Reality is real

Truth is true and truthful

Badness is bad

Love is lovely

Evil is evil

Hell, by my definition, is bad

Heaven, by my definition is good

In Japan, Japan is not Japan, it is Nippon

Ultimate evil does not exist

Apparent Evil is

Proper smart-alecs are accurate, if irritating

All happens for a purely good reason

Time is an illusion

illusion is an illusion

Paradoxes are not paradoxes

Life is part of death, death is not part of life. Life is the start of death.

Pain is good, being hurt is bad

Brains do not do anything

Value talent less than spirit, soul, and heart

Nitpicking is bad, Gnat-picking is good

A dead cockroach is a good cockroach

A live cockroach is a bad cockroach

If there were an ultimate evil, it would be windows OS

Irregular verbs are verbs too

Those who you take advantage of are stronger than you think

Slavery is a form of idiocy

Idiocy is only a crime to those intelligent

All is all

god is God

If your parents never had any children, the chances are you won't either.

God is god

all is All

God is All

god is all

A true synonym is purposeless if only used for communication

I do not like you very much

I love you

Learning from wise folk is wise

wisdom is healthy

Defining wisdom is be difficult

Impossibilities are not

One who pronounces WISDOM WIZDUM is a dumb wiz

JAH loves you very much

SATAN hates you because you are able to love and he is, by definition, hateful

Do not let religion blind the obvious: murder is unhealthy for its victims

Cows taste good, but they look even cuter

Eating meat is cannibalism in a way far too complicated for most creatures to understand.

Doing the right thing is right

Being mean is never ever needed, required, correct, or necessary. But it's fun and easy.